It's been a long time coming, but I finally got around to reviewing that one Jean-Claude Van Damme movie from way back when (blog post) that I never got around to - J.C.V.D.! It stars the star as the star, in this weird place called "reality." Fictional reality, but that's how it is in movieland.
Source: J.C.V.D. Movie Review - Decker Shado